Sean's Second John Lee Hooker Theorem

Theorem: Go to any store that sells CDs -- a specific CD store, Best Buy, Borders, or whatever else have you, and go to the "Blues" section. Look under the John Lee Hooker tab. Pull a John Lee Hooker CD out at random. It will have "Dimples."

Axiom: If it doesn't have "Dimples," the CD will have "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer."