Coming out

I can't believe I'm doing this on a blog, of all places, but...

In recent years I've been feeling some changes...lots of emotion...lots of everything. And I came to realize something. And boy, is it something when you come to these profound realizations.

I haven't actually told anybody this before. But I'm pretty sure my wife knows by now, although she never explicitly said so. My parents and my brother have suspected this for quite a while, I'm sure. But I can't believe I'm about to say what I'm about to say.

I'm...*sigh*...heterosexual.

Yup, that's right -- I'm a heterosexual. I prefer the intimate company of the opposite sex over that of the same sex. I am a fah-LAMING hetero.

There. I said it. I've never said it before, but I'm 100% heterosexual. *whew!* I'm glad I got that off my shoulders!

(What??? Hey, if homosexuals can come out of the closet, why can't a heterosexual? Hmmm??)