Friday, February 26, 2010

The Beatles: The Definitive Versions?

Effective a couple of weeks ago, I now have all of the new Beatles CDs that came out on September 9 -- mono and stereo. So now I can begin my Beatles project:

determining the definitive CD versions of every single Beatles song (at least from the core collection of the albums Please Please Me through Let It Be).

I should add that I mean legitimate CD releases. I'm not talking about the home-made desktop pirate remasters from Mirrorspock, Dr. Ebbetts, Purple Chick, and whatever else have you. I'm talking stuff you could walk into any record/CD store and buy legally at some point in history. Perhaps I will try to do a comparison of all the "underground" remasters, needledrops, etc., and then perhaps have a show-down between the best of the pirates and the best of the legits. But man, that's going to be a lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ong time coming.

I'm not counting Anthology, though, as that series pretty much consists of outtakes. I'm talking about actual final official takes. That means that Yellow Submarine Songtrack is fair game: they're the same exact recordings, just new mixes.

So, this all means that all of the following releases will be used for this intense study:
  • The original 1987 CD releases of the standard albums I mentioned before

  • The 2009 remastered reissues, both mono and stereo

  • "new generation" Beatles compilations on CD, such as Yellow Submarine Songtrack, 1, and perhaps any of the few tracks on the Love that were simply remixed and not mashed up.

  • The Beatles tracks on the Imagine: John Lennon soundtrack

  • The Complete Compact Disc EP Collection -- word is that these 1992 CDs sounded a bit better than the 1987 CDs. Is everybody right? :)

  • Of course, The Complete Compact Disc Singles Collection, for the same reason.

  • The CD reissues of the "red" and "blue" albums

  • The 1983 Toshiba release of Abbey Road. Yes, technically it wasn't a totally legit CD, but it was available as a mainstream CD until EMI got all legal-like on 'em, reminding Toshiba that they only had the rights to put it out on cassette.

  • The two The Capitol Albums box sets

  • And let's not forget the 1987 and 2009 CDs of Past Masters and Mono Masters.
Now, what I'm really struggling with is what to do about the Let It Be album. I'm trying to ponder whether I should include Let It Be...Naked. The Let It Be album was highly unusual in that it wasn't recorded in a formal way; most fans know the complicated story of this album. And what about the single versions of "Let It Be" and "Get Back," produced by George Martin -- is it fair to put them against the Phil Spector productions? Are they too different? And if I do include Let It Be...Naked in the running, should I also include the Let It Be outtakes that are on Anthology 3?

Anyway, I know one thing for sure: I'm going to start off easy. I'll start with the Long Tall Sally EP released in the United Kingdom in 1964. With only four tracks, Long Tall Sally will be a fairly not-so-involved study. The contents:
  • Long Tall Sally
  • I Call Your Name
  • Slow Down
  • Matchbox
That's a heck of a lineup, really -- three great covers (at least two of which were recorded and nailed in one take) and a unique Lennon original with a ska break. Now, to do this study of Long Tall Sally, I will be listening to the following CDs:
  • Past Masters Vol. 1 from 1987
  • Mono Masters
  • Past Masters from 2009
  • The Long Tall Sally disc from The Compact Disc EP Collection
  • Second Album (both mono and stereo) from The Capitol Albums Vol. 1
  • Something New (both mono and stereo) from The Capitol Albums Vol. 1
So, yeah. Every bullet point you see represents one CD. Not all four songs are on all CDs, though -- let's remember that the contents of the EP are spread over two different US albums. But even with just four songs, it's still a lot of listening.

Oh...and okay, I use the term "CD" loosely...I'll actually be using my iPod, as that's my main way of listening to music these days. (Let's face it, it's a lot easier than carrying a CD player and a bunch of CDs around all day!) I have ripped all this material in Apple Lossless format and will be listening through a $25 pair of Sony studio-style headphones that have really good frequency response; they're also good at blocking out sound. The iPod in question is a current-generation 160-gigabyte iPod Classic, using the Apple factory-installed operating system. (Besides, I don't think RockBox is yet compatible anyway.) The EQ will be set to "Rock," which I find is the optimal setting for almost all music I've ever heard through an iPod. I may or may not use "Treble Boost" for the mono albums to compensate for their lack of treble.

The CD ripping was done with a piece of software called Max via my MacBook. Max is a good ripping program -- it has a lot of error correction, unlike iTunes, which is the worst program to use for ripping. (The best, for the record, is Exact Audio Copy for PCs. It's very unforgiving. But I really didn't want to boot my PC for this project; besides, I take good enough care of my CDs that Max should have no problem at all.)

I think what I'll do is determine first of all what the definitive mono version is, what the definitive stereo version is, and which of those two I deem the more definitive.

Please understand that I recognize that at best this is a very, very obsessive project, and I'm sure that if I weren't already married, this would pretty much guarantee that I'd remain a lifelong bachelor eating stale tiramisu under a bare lightbulb while wearing nothing but underwear. And at worst, this is a highly controversial project that will make me look like a pompous ass (more than I already am, that is) and will more than likely incite war among pointy-headed Beatles fans.

Let the insanity begin.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Now that the Beatles' mainstream catalog is remastered, what's still missing?

So, September 9 has come and gone, and plenty of time has passed for us fans to absorb and enjoy the new stereo and mono remasters. We can now buy all the Beatles' core collection of albums in stereo and mono, and in two cases, two different stereo mixes.

Of course, there's still a lot that's not out yet. Pointy-headed fans like me find it to be a huge, gaping hole; other fans may find the gap trivial at best; and casual listeners just don't care.

So, what's still missing? Well, there are things that we still don't have on CD but have been released, as well as stuff still in the vaults that could easily fill at least one CD.

Please be assured this is not meant to come across as a complaint essay; rather, just an enumeration of what is still begging for an audio release.

Here's what we're missing, starting with...

Released Tracks Yet To Appear (legally) On CD
Mind you, I'm only referring to material that is officially in the hands of Apple, EMI, Capitol, etc. Let's disregard, for now, the Star-Club tapes, the Decca audition, the Tony Sheridan recordings (which are available in full anyway on the Hamburg Days compilations), and videos. I'm just talking audio.

The Beatles' Christmas Album -- Why has this not been available legally since 1970? 'Nuff said.

The Capitol Albums, Vol. 3 -- In 2004, two box sets containing eight U.S. Capitol albums were released. We're still missing some key albums. "Yesterday"...and Today contained some mixes that you can't get on any other album, particularly the odd "I'm Only Sleeping" mixes. There's an entire pressing of the U.S. version of Rubber Soul, made at Capitol's East Coast facility, that has reverb all the way through; this version was not used in The Capitol Albums. People argue for the release of the U.S. version of A Hard Day's Night, arguing that although United Artists originally released the album, Capitol reissued it. And what about The Beatles' Story? And a big, gaping hole: At The Hollywood Bowl.

Some argue for the release of the Rock And Roll Music albums for the new mixes. Okay, but the problem is that the remixes were done from the final stereo mixes: George Martin took the existing U.S. stereo mixes, flip-flopped the stereo channels for some reason, added reverb, and in some cases attempted to center any panned vocals. Should this be a release candidate for CD? Maybe, maybe not.

But most of the tracks that are still missing from the Beatles' CD catalog are those that have been scattered about various global releases of Beatles compilations:

"Strawberry Fields Forever" -- I became a Beatles fan in 1987, and before everything was available on CD. My first exposure to this song was a stereo vinyl copy of Magical Mystery Tour on Capitol. However, since the Beatles' catalog was officially released in 1987, the German stereo mix of the album on the Odeon label was declared to be the official version. Now, this was a good idea, because the German mix was the first version to have true stereo versions of "Penny Lane" and "Baby, You're A Rich Man" instead of that godawful highs-in-one-channel, lows-in-the-other fake stereo. "Strawberry Fields Forever," although always available in stereo, now sounded different, however. What's cool is that the German mix is a bit longer, meaning that we hear John say "cranberry sauce" twice. Unfortunately, the vocals in this mix are pretty dry; the version I first became familiar with had slightly reverbed vocals that added a bit to the trippiness of the lyrics.

"I Should Have Known Better" in stereo -- The standard stereo mix has the famous harmonica drop-out in the intro. However, in 1982, the Reel Music compilation fixes this mistake. The completist will want both versions. Which brings me to...

"Day Tripper" -- The version that's been available on CD since 1987 -- on both the original and 2009 releases -- fixes the famous instrumental dropout of the third verse, much to many fans' chagrin. So...why did the powers-that-be fix that error but not the "I Should Have Known Better" harmonica error? Let's have 'em both!


"And I Love Her"
-- What about the longer stereo mix from the Odeon version of Something New that has the main riff iterated six times at the end instead of four?

"Penny Lane" -- we have two different versions with the piccolo trumpet ending that have yet to appear on CD: the original mono mix used as a promo single, and a stereo mix done years later that has the trumpet ending tacked on. Why not put one -- or both -- of these on a buyable CD?

"I Am The Walrus" -- admittedly, there are more variations of this song than you can shake a stick at. To this day, I don't think there's a version on a legal CD that contains the extra beats between "I'm crying" and "yellow matter custard." Mono or stereo.

"All My Loving" -- we're still missing the version with the five-high-hat-tap intro.

"I Feel Fine" -- yep, the infamous "whisper version" found on European vinyl pressings of 1962-1966.

"A Hard Day's Night" -- there's a version of this song that, believe it or not, has only been released on 8-track tape. The last line is repeated several more times.

So, these are at least the highlights that I can think of, so now let's consider:

Tracks Yet To Appear (legally) On Any Audio Release
A Facebook friend recently commented that while the remasters are nice to have, Apple needs to release more unreleased stuff. I commented that they pretty much did release everything releasable, that everything else is pretty much bottom-of-the-barrel. He said I was kind of harsh with that statement, so I decided to reevaluate things that I've read about, heard on Beatles radio specials, and heard on various bootlegs.

First off, I was shocked at the 1968 demos recorded at Esher that did not make it to Anthology 3. Why no "Child of Nature?" Fans would have eaten it right up, hearing an early version of "Jealous Guy." What about "Circles?" And "Sour Milk Sea?"

Live At The BBC, Volume 2 -- Not that there necessarily was a second volume planned, but it has been approximated that there are at least 30 unique songs not included in the original collection that could make up a second volume.

"It's All Too Much" -- Somehow, the version in the movie Yellow Submarine with the "time for me to look at you" verse has inexplicably escaped legal audio release, including Yellow Submarine Songtrack.


"You Know My Name, Look Up The Number"
-- Although there's a stereo mix on Anthology 2, we don't have a stereo mix of the single version. The original tapes still exist, so there's no reason this shouldn't eventually see a release.

"This Boy" -- According to Mark Lewisohn's must-own book Recording Sessions, "This Boy" was recorded with a complete ending, although the released version fades out. Heck, even the outtake released on the Real Love E.P. fades out. Let's have a studio version that comes to a complete ending.

"Strawberry Fields Forever" -- version 1 -- As most fans know, the "Strawberry Fields Forever" we all know and love is a combination of versions 2 and 3 as recorded in the studio. Version 1 has been heavily bootlegged in pristine sound quality, and it actually saw a legal release in 1995 on the Anthology 2 release; however, Apple inexplicably mixed out the nice background harmonies. Let's get a release with the missing background harmony vocals!

"Let It Be" -- Yeah, I know, we already have about seventeen different versions to pick one; problem is, none of those versions contain the line "There will be no sorrow," recorded in the basement of Apple Records on January 31, 1969, and as seen in the movie of the same title. The lyrics work better, IMHO, at the very least because they rhyme and have a nice message.

"Get Back" -- So, we have "I Want To Hold Your Hand" and "She Loves You" in German, and if you want to go outside of what Apple controls, we also have a legally-released version of "My Bonnie" in which Tony Sheridan sings the intro in German. Well, in the vaults exists a version of "Get Back" sung in (most likely intentionally badly faked) German and French. Let's round out the Foreign Fab Four collection!

"Tip Of My Tongue" -- Lewisohn doesn't make it clear as to whether this 1962 outtake still exists in the vaults, but if it does, it'd probably make an interesting addition to a Beatles compilation, if not (according to Lewisohn) a very, very bad one.

"Helter Skelter" -- yes, the 27-minute version, which I admit I'm only mentioning because so many fans are rabid for this elusive track that hasn't even made its way to a bootleg yet. Mind you, it's an earlier version than what was released, and we were given a sample of an early version of "Helter Skelter" on Anthology 3. And you know what? That early version was B-O-R-I-N-G. I suspect the 27-minute version might be along those same lines, so I for one am not foaming at the mouth in anticipation of its eventual release. (Mind you, I'm not saying I won't be running out to buy it if it does see a legal release!)

"Revolution 1" -- Of course, I'm talking about the extended version that goes on for several additional minutes. It recently leaked out over the Internet, so naturally this would be a natural track for a boot killer.

"Goodbye" -- Apple's reason for not including this nice demo on Anthology 3 was that it's a McCartney solo demo, not a demo for the group. But that doesn't explain why they did include his demo for "Come And Get It," recorded for reference for Badfinger.

"That Means A Lot" -- Apple did release arguably the better version on Anthology, but there's a re-make sitting in the vaults as well. Maybe good for historic purposes, but admittedly not for entertainment purposes.

"Bad To Me" -- How did Anthology 1 manage to get released without John's demo?

"Christmas Time (Is Here Again)" -- This is mainly for the fans who want the 27-minute "Helter Skelter." People like that will also want the complete, unedited version of this 1967 song.

"Rocker" -- a short track that's really Fats Domino's "I'm Ready." Because it was included in both of Glyn Johns' proposed lineups for the Get Back album, this is arguably a historically important unreleased track.

"Isn't It A Pity" -- Apple gave us George's demos of "Something" and "All Things Must Pass" on Anthology 3, so why did they leave this one out?

"Besame Mucho" -- On gray-market releases, we have the Decca audition version as well as a performance from the Star-Club. On Anthology 1, we have the version from the June 1962 EMI audition/recording session. I can think of two reasons to release the silly Let It Be-era version: 1) when the Let It Be album was released, it included "Across The Universe," which the Beatles did not formally record during those sessions, but they were seen playing it in the movie when they were rehearsing at Twickenham (ditto "I, Me, Mine"); and 2) Beatles fans can make their own montages that demonstrate some sort of insane evolution of the Beatles performing this song.

"Love Me Do" -- So, we have the single version, the album version, the Pete Best version, and a BBC version. It only makes sense to release yet another version! Much has been written about the slower, bluesier version recorded in January 1969 during the Let It Be sessions, so why not release it?

"Dig It" -- yet another for the obsessive completists; nay, two for the obsessive completists: the 12-minute jam partially shown in the movie Let It Be (edited down to five minutes by Glyn Johns, then under a minute by Phil Spector), and the other "Dig It" song from the same time, "Can You Dig It," the original source of the "Georgie Wood" dialog.

"Her Majesty" -- Okay, everybody, say it with me: "Missing final chord."

Candlestick Park 1966 concert -- Now, this is where things get a bit questionable, admittedly. No Beatles fan can deny the importance of this historic concert. It was not recorded formally, but a press agent was in the crowd recording it on a portable tape recorder, sometimes interjecting comments. That tape has made the rounds on bootlegs. I say, it might be a good idea to make this available perhaps as a download for the true die-hard fans for historic purposes. Word on the street is that after The Beatles finished performing "Long Tall Sally," John played the opening riff of "In My Life" before they all left the stage; if true, what a bittersweet way to end a touring career. Too bad the tape ran out before this moment happened.

"Something" -- with the little vamp-jam at the end.

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" -- in the vaults exists a mono mix with the first half of the first verse sung by no other than...Jeremy Hillary Boob! I think Apple missed a big opportunity by not including this on the Songtrack.

"Dear Prudence" -- with a clean opening. The song is just too good only to be available with a jet engine interfering with the intro.

That's all I can think of at this point. I'm sure many will comment on this with some criticism and an endless supply of "What about [x] song?" ponderings, but hey, it's what I could do before falling asleep. Time now for bed before either my wife wakes up wondering where I am or the sun comes up, whichever comes first.